Celebrities are told when they will become famous and when their shining star will be extinguished.
 
M is the controller of all limelight allocations whilst posing as a Mister Fix it. JJ produces the shining stars under M’s deliverance. B makes the magic happen.
 
GIN finds her star fading to black whilst ZO finds her star about to blaze into all its glory.
 
Meanwhile, IMA discovers JJ and not the other way around.
 
 
Characters
M         …..        The Workman – Produces the lists of who’s next in the limelight
JJ          …..      The Agent – Directs the flow of celebrity traffic based on the lists
B          …..        The Agent’s Assistant
Ima      …..       The Celebrity yet to be born
Gin       …..       The Celebrity – the current infamous person
Zo        …..        The Aspiring celebrity – is told when her fifteen minutes are due
 
Dr Bob              …..        A Character in the Soap Opera
Dr Bob’s Wife   ….         A Character in the Soap Opera
Nurse 1             …..        A Character in the Soap Opera
Administrator   …..        A Character in the Soap Opera
Dr Andrew        …..        A Character in the Soap Opera
Nurse 2            …..        A Character in the Soap Opera
 
 
A single standalone microphone sits down centre stage, illuminated by a silhouetted single light. GIN enters. We do not see her face. She stands behind the microphone. She sings out of tune.